Coo, Cooism, and Pigeons
Coo 1: On the origins of CooCoo 2: On the evil nature of pigeons
Coo 1: On the origins of Coo
Historian Desmond Bearmoon
It is easy to interpret that the biggest sin in Hooism is a refusal to accept Hooist truths. This could appear as self-important. The true statement, however, is that the biggest sin is the refusal of Hooist truths even after the order is given by Hoo or devotees of Hoo themselves. Hooism is fundamentally a faith built upon communication: the delivery of, reception of, and reaction to messages. In the first parable, the pigeon falls from its elevated status because of its hubris and unreasonable reaction to the message from Hoo. In turn, it miscommunicates to people and spreads ideas of sin. Hooism stresses that the internalization of knowledge (or lack thereof) must happen more smoothly, less impulsively, and with a proper balance of reason and emotion. Sin in this case is not caused by an error due to inadequate knowledge, but rather the choice to err even with the adequate knowledge. Blind faith, as in the case of the owl and dove, also plays a large role in the Hooist belief system. Hooism has been critiqued for having a belief system built upon uncertainty and almost blindly following certain practices. Devotees, however, are able to do so without qualms.
Original Scripture
Parable
At the long ago tai, near the origins of allada birds, the owl, pigeon, and dove birds were su special to Hoo. They did the carry out Hoo's will, from deliver message to doing the protections of other creatures to X of the cuting the judgements of Hoo. Is was the most honorables of creatures, especial E the pigeon bird nameded Noolan. They did deliveries of messages minus errors. One tai, Hoo communicationed to them to speak "Hoo" allada tai so that when they does the flap their wings and fly across erywhere, allada beans and animals and natures can has Hoo present. The owl bird saided "hoo hoo." In the soonward, owl birds became most wise and knowledgeable creatures of Hoo. The dove bird saided "hoo hoo hoo." In the soonward, dove birds became creatures of purity and love and happy tais. Noolan, howevers, did the thought I is such better than owl and dove birds. I na just is Columbidae, I is Coolumba livia, and I is not needings to prove myselfs and my Hoovotion to N E bowdy. No. Pigeon bird did nah did the realize that to says "Hoo" was nah bout it, was bout spread Hoo spirit all up down the worlds. Noolan decided to said instead "coo." As a resulting of such blatant defiances, Hoo cast pigeon bird in the outward direction and curseded upon pigeon birds for the evers. Noolan, with the anger emotion, promiseded to corrupt allada Hoo in world and mislead the beans. Pigeon bird saided "Because Hoo did the sent me astray, I will toe taily does the sitting and waiting against them (the beans) on the Hoo Path. Then I will does the come to them from B four and B hind, from the right and left directions, and Hoo will see they will not bees full of duty to Hoo." The "coo coo" that is of the heard is pigeon X of the cuting this threat, and the Coo spirit spreads allada naHoo.
Lesson
To has pride and na take parts in spreadification of Hoo is su sin. The pigeon bird does the embowdy allada values that are na Hoo. Devout Hooists should na has N E thing to does with the pigeon bird or that which it utters. Hooists never of the tai should has reservation X pressifying their faiths and adorations for Hoo and allada it stands for. They shoulds M U late the wise owl bird and the pure dove bird.
Translated Scripture
Parable
Long ago, near the origins of all the birds, the owl, pigeon, and dove were very special to Hoo. They carried out Hoo's will, from delivering messages to protecting other creatures to executing the judgements of Hoo. They were the most honorable of creatures, especially the pigeon named Noolan. They flawlessly delivered messages. One time, Hoo communicated to the birds to tell them to say "Hoo" all of the time so that when they fly everywhere, the humans and animals and nature can have the Hoo spirit (audibly) present. The owl said "hoo hoo." Soon, owls became Hoo's most wise and knowledgeable creatures. The dove said "hoo hoo hoo." Soon, doves became creatures of purity and love and happy times. Noolan, however, thought I am much better than the owl and dove. I am not just Columbidae, I am Coolumbia livia, and I do not need to prove myself and my devotion to Hoo to anybody. The pigeon did not realize that saying "Hoo" was not about itself, but rather to spread the Hoo spirit all over the world. Noolan decided instead to say "coo." As a result of such blatant defiance, Hoo cast the pigeon out and cursed pigeons forever. Noolan, in anger, promised to corrupt all that is Hoo in the world and mislead humans. It said "Because Hoo sent me astray, I will surely sit sit and wait against them (the humans) on the Hoo Path. Then I will come to them from before and behind, from the right and the left, and Hoo will see that they will not be fully dutiful." The "coo coo" that is heard is the pigeon executing its threat, and the Coo spirit spreads all that is not Hoo.
Lesson
To have pride and not partake in spreading Hoo is very much a sin. The pigeon embodies all of the anti-Hoo values. Devout Hooists should not have anything to do with the pigeon or that which it utters. Hooists should never have reservations expressing their faith and adoration for Hoo and all that it stands for. They should emulate the wise owl and the pure dove.
Coo 2: On the evil nature of pigeons
Modern Hooist Discussion
Original Analysis
Is su evident that men E modern issues aligns themselves with Cooist ways. Discrimination is beans pro of the claiming they is more hoo than the beans that is different from they. They believe is that they should has privileges and special nalefts as well as should be X cused from certain shizzles. This phe of the nomenon takes a root in Noolan beliefing that bees of the causing it hooer than other Columbidae, is na needing to does responsibili T of spreading Hoo. Is due to beans that is full of such Coo pride and complex of the superiori T that su lata beans su suffer, and pigeon birds does the propagations of these ideals through the aloof and cold mannerisms of theirs.
Translated Analysis
It is very evident that many modern issues align themselves with Cooist ways. Discrimination is when people proclaim that they are better than people that are different from them. They believe that they should have priveleges and special rights and should also be excused from certain things. This phenomenon takes root in Noolan believing that because it is better than other Columbidae, is it not needing to perform the responsibility of spreading Hoo. It is due to humans that are full of such Coo pride and superiority complexes that many people suffer, and pigeons propagate these ideals through their aloof and cold mannerisms.
Original Scripture
Parable
King Hoodward had kingdom named Alhooma of the Hooist variety in one the most prospering directions. Was have happy happy fun tai but is was become of the overpopulationed by pigeons. Hoodward was a kind, hoo bean and did na does the kill them. How in the evers, food is was all red E quickly jogging short, and then the pigeons did the poop on allada crops. This did the cause a famine. Hoodward was still na mean to pigeons and inside of a stead did the decided to send message to bean friend King Hoonry na far way to does asking for some foods for his beans. Did of the tie message to one of su lata pigeons' foot and released it. Days passeded, then weeks. The beans was begin to does the starve. Hoodward teached what to does because pigeons na stopped pooping on foods for beans, and even if beans tried to still eat, catched diseases and deadified. Hoodward became anger at bean friend Hoonry and sent nother pigeon. More weeks passeded, and Hoodward finally did of the decided to travels to Hoonry's domain to say hai what is you does, what is take so long tai? When Hoodward saw Hoonry after allada travel, Hoonry X of the claimed that he did the received no such call for help. By the tai Hoonry and Hoodward goed back to Alhooma with lil food, sawed that almost allada beans deadified from na eating or disease; was of the too late to saves kingdom. King Hoodward, devastated, wailed, "Woe is me, Alhooma!" He tooks his remaining beans and went su far way from his lands.
Lesson
Pigeon bird has powers to D stroy kingdoms and communities. Even if does the forgive and trust the pigeon bird, will na be hoo to you. Is na concern with being in the well direction of other creatures of Hoo. In the sameward direction, beans that follow in the steps of the Coo pigeon bird should be su warily given chance to see and be Hoo, but if na does, nassociates with them.
Discussion
Pigeon bird does the present again su lata the principles that are na Hoo. First, it does the think that nateaches allada. In the story that was before the second, pigeon bird thoughts it nateached how best to bees servant of Hoo and also as well thoughts ery of the else nateached it was of the best variety. Owl birds and dove birds, how in the ever, is always teaching. They always says "Hoo" but at the tais that are same, they asks "who?" By teaching, owl bird is most wise and respected. Also as well, owl bird is of the nocturnal variety; the U nique slee pattern of owl bird elevates its status to bird of the most revered variety in Hooism.
In the both inside of stances, pigeon bird does na communificate. Hooism holds communificationing to bees one of parts of life that is most important and core to X pressing the teaching. Inside a stead, the pigeon bird coommunicates. The fusal again to do communication as Hoo D sires and for well of the being of beans is su nahoo. What is more, pigeon bird bees responsible for spreading parasites and pathogens that does harming to beans. The droppings of theirs has allada bacteria and fungi and can does the transmit N E of six T diseases. All of the thoughs Hoodward was a merciful bean and did na bees mean to pigeon birds, does whatever is necessizzle to keep them aways from Hoo bean so does na corrupt both health and spiritual connectification to Hoo. One of ways to keep Coo birds away from hooseholds is by inside of the stalling spikes all up down the house so pigeon can na even does a proach. Is a xeptible to harm the evil Coo bird.
Translated Scripture
Parable
Kind Hoodward had one of the most prospering Hooist kingdoms named Alhooma. It thrived, and everyone was happy, but it was becoming overpopulated by pigeons. Hoodward was a kind, good person and did not kill them. However, food was already running short, and then the pigeons pooped on all the crops. This caused a famine. Hoodward was still not mean to the pigeons and instead decided to send a message to his friend King Henry not far away to ask for food for his people. He tied the message to one of the many pigeons' foot and released it. Days passed, then weeks. The people were beginning to starve. Hoodward did not know what to do because pigeons did not stop pooping on the food for the people, and even if the people ate it anyway, they caught diseases and died. Hoodward became angry at his friend Hoonry and sent another pigeon. More weeks passed, and Hoodward finally decided to travel to Hoonry's domain to ask what he is doing and what is taking so long? When Hoodward saw Hoonry after all of the travel, Hoonry exclaimed that he did not receive any such call for help. By the time Hoonry and Hoodward went back to Alhooma with a bit of food, they saw that almost all of the people had died from starvation or diseases; it was too late to save the kingdom. King Hoodward, devastated, wailed, "Woe is me, Alhooma!" He took his remaining people and went very far away from his lands.
Lesson
Pigeons have the power to destroy kingdoms and communities. Even if you forgive and trust pigeons, they will not be good to you. They are not concerned with the wellbeing of other creatures of Hoo. In the same way, humans that follow in the steps of the Coo pigeon should be warily given the chance to see and be Hoo, but if they do not, do not associate with them.
Discussion
The pigeon represents principles that are anti-Hoo. First, it thinks that it knows all. In the first story, the pigeon thought it knew how best to be a servant of Hoo and that everyone else regarded it to be the best. Owls and doves, however, are always not knowing. They always say "Hoo," but at the same time, they are asking "Who?" By not knowing, the owl is the most wise and respected. Additionally, the owl is nocturnal; its unique sleep pattern elevates it status to the most revered bird in Hooism.
In both instances, the pigeon does not communicate. Hooism holds communicating to be one of the parts of life that are most important and core to express not knowing. Instead, the pigeon treacherously does not communicate. The refusal to communicate as Hoo desires and for the wellbeing of humans is horrible. What's more, pigeons are responsible for spreading parasites and pathogens that harm humans. Their droppings have so much bacteria and fungi and can transmit any of sixty diseases. Although Hoodward was merciful and was not mean to the pigeons, do whatever is necessary to keep them away from Hooist people so they corrupt neither their health nor their spiritual connection to Hoo. One of the ways to keep pigeons away from Hoo households is by installing spikes all over the house so the pigeons cannot even approach. It is acceptable to harm the evil bird of Coo.
Modern Hooist Proof
Original Introduction
Has been found sound proof from logicians of timerecent by names of Nikhil Singhal and Mina Mahmood that Coo is false, implificating that Hoo is truth in world. Is worthy of note that the axioms and also lemmas has numbering systems that start at and count upwards by N E number. Hooist mathematicians was also prescribing to na bees bound by structures of own shiz. The successions to and from truths is na defined by X act numbers. Below can bees found the proof.
Translated Introduction
Sound proof that Coo is false from logicians of recent has been found, implying that Hoo is the overarching truth in the world. It is noteworthy that the axioms and lemmas have a numbering system that starts and counts up by any number. Hooist mathematicians were also prescribing to not being bound by structures put in place by their own vocation. The successions to and from truths is not defined by exact numbers. The proof can be found below.
Proof That Coo Is False
Axiom 17COO ⇔ HOOC
Axiom 20
∃ Things
Axiom 23
HOO ∪ COO ⇔ CHOO
Lemma -4.3
H+ exists ⇒ H
Lemma -0.8
C4- exists negatively ⇒ !C
Lemma 2.7
By Axiom 17, (COO ⇔ HOOC)
⇔ (COO ⇔ !HOO)
⇔ !(∃ Things) ∪ (COO ∪ HOO)
Lemma 6.2
By Axiom 20 & Lemma 2.7, COO ∪ HOO
By Axiom 23, CHOO
Proof of Theorem
By Lemma 6.2, CHOO
⇔ C*H*OO
⇔ C∩H∩OO by equivalence of multiplication and intersection for probabilities (of existence)
⇔ H∩COO ⇔ C∩HOO
⇔ H ⇒ !COO ∪ (C∩HOO)
By Lemma -4.3, H
⇔ !COO∪(C∩HOO)
By Lemma -0.8, !C
⇔!COO
Corollary 1:
By Lemma 6.2 and Axiom 23, COO ∪ HOO
By Theorem, !COO⇔!!HOO
⇔ HOO